And here’s what you’ve all been waiting for…
It’s amazing the difference a little word can make!
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She does not recall driving the ambulance to the hospital. |
She does not recall driving in the ambulance to the hospital. |
At least she’s consistent…
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She feels sensually as she did at the time of her last visit.
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She feels essentially as she did at the time of her last visit.
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Now there’s an graduate course that even beats out basket weaving!
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Mrs. K has been seen in the sleep clinic during her under graduate training for insomnia.
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Mrs. K has been seen in the sleep clinic for insomnia during her under graduate training.
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Don’t think I’d like her to mind my children…
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She was doing odd jobs for cash and undertaking some child minding services for her spent grandchildren. |
She was doing odd jobs for cash and undertaking some child minding services for her seven grandchildren. |
Is his name Lazurus?
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He died last in August 2015. |
He died in August 2015. |
How many legs did he have?
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… flea bite his last leg |
… phlebitis in his leg |
What would this look like?
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He has poor organized facial skills as identified by him. |
He has poor organizational skills as identified by him. |
Wondering about what and how would the psychiatrist really know that…
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His mind was wondering throughout the interview. |
His mind was wandering throughout the interview. |
Not a very useful prescription….
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This does constipate a watchful dose. |
This does constitute a watchful dose. |
Different…
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The edema is brownie as opposed to pitting. |
The edema is brawny as opposed to pitting. |
Interesting culture….
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She states that in her culture, women were expected to cement to men. |
She states that in her culture, women were expected to submit to men. |
How do you allergy test for that…
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The patient has history of possible allergy to buttocks. |
The patient has history of possible allergy to Botox. |
Poor Dr. K….
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He had previous stage 3 colon cancer resected in 2012 by Dr. Kruzyk who presents with three lesions peripherally in the liver. Dr. doesn’t have lesions, should be: He had previous stage 3 colon cancer, resected in 2012 by Dr. K., who presents with three lesions peripherally in the liver. |
He had previous stage 3 colon cancer resected in 2012 by Dr. Kruzyk who presents with three lesions peripherally in the liver. Dr. doesn’t have lesions, should be: He had previous stage 3 colon cancer, resected in 2012 by Dr. K.. He presents with three lesions peripherally in the liver. |
Must have been a very windy day…
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He was stopped at a red light. His vehicle was hit from behind by a large trunk. |
He was stopped at a red light. His vehicle was hit from behind by a large truck. |
I seem to recall a children’s movie where there were magical doorknobs, but don’t think they used them to steer anything.
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She noted this was about three years ago and has had problems with opening jars, steering cars and doorknobs. |
She noted this was about three years ago and has had problems with opening jars, doorknobs and steering cars. |
Rather interesting job description…
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She works as a French emergent teacher. |
She works as a French Immersion teacher. |
Home many homes does she have?
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She still resides at her nearest home. |
She still resides at her nursing home. |
Oh no! Watch out for the zombie apocalypse!
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As of her last appointment, she has not resumed breathing. |
As of her last appointment, she has not resumed reading. |
She must have been trying to get on one of those reality shows!
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She studied to be a survivor. |
She studied to be a surveyor. |
And last but not least… which may need a little explaining.
This is a Santro car (made by Hyundai).
This is a Hasson trochar (a blunt trocar which is inserted into the peritoneal cavity after making a small celiotomy; it’s used for insufflation and introduction of a laparoscope).
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Santro car was inserted into the peritoneal cavity. |
Hasson trocar was inserted into the peritoneal cavity. |
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